Farting dad tells me to take my farts to the bathroom. He never does. Anybody relate?

My dad often rips em loudly out in the open. Supposedly he's not aware of it (!). His reaction to my 4 nasty farts? "John, you need to stop that! [10s pause] You need to go to the bathroom. They sound very gross. Not even regular farts." They sounded extremely loud and wet.